Running – A Mug’s Game in Cayman? October 10, 2009

Cayman Driver

I am no runner. I am at the stage in my life when I run for my aging body to survive hopefully a bit longer. I am lucky to have gotten to the stage where I actually enjoy it and am thinking of signing up for many of the charitable runs that take place every year in the Cayman Islands. Also, the wife will kill me if I get any bigger!

St. Patricks Day 5k; The Christmas one; The Pirates Week one that takes place the end of each November in Grand Cayman are all looking fairly attractive right now. The weather is even changing to make it even more appealing. The man boobs arent going anywhere, however I feel better and I sleep better and I think I am more productive at work.

Things just cannot be that simple can they in the Cayman Islands. The burglaries are up; the murders are up, the general safety of our families are in more jeopardy than they have ever before. Remember when you didn’t have to lock your door? Well, there is another crime waiting to happen in the Cayman’s and mark my words it is only a matter of time before it happens. Someone exercising is going to get killed in the Cayman Islands by a driver. Fact. Someone who is out to make their life longer through excercise is going to have their life shortened by a driver.

There are many places to excercise in the Caymans. But, the road is so wide in places that it can and should be one of the safest places to run. There are white lines marking the edge of the road and there are another 6 feet between line and runner in most of the main roads in Cayman. Why then, do drivers seem to have two of their 4 wheels over the white line? What are they looking at? I have personally seen drivers doing their hair in traffic! I swear to God! She was definitely driving her car with her legs as she tied back her head with one hand and combed it through with the other. Sorry? What? Don’t pull me over for doign 42 mph. Pull her over.

Seeing approximately 100 drivers per run, I get a good luck at most drivers – head on. The majority are OK, but why are people texting as they drive. People are operating a keyboard whilst they drive a motor vehicle. These same drivers are so far over the white lines I am hoping there windows are open so I can shout at them and scare the crap out of them. How? Because they would not know I was there. Welcome to the haunted house of the streets of Grand Cayman.

With the technological world developing faster than I can run, there are the peripherals out there that can stop all of this from happening. Blue tooth, wireless head sets, radio calling etc etc. Thing is, why purchase such a thing if it is not even in Government Legislation. It may be soon though as someone will die as a result of a driver texting or talking on their cell phone. Fact.

Radio Stations Part II June 15, 2009

Apparently radio stations are a hot topic. See my last post here.
With this site I get to see how many people have visited my lowly little blog. Well, it was a lot over a weekend. I received a good comment on there too. On this island if something is controversial, it means that there is good readership or listenership in this case. I guess that this is how the popular media works. All kind of new to me, but it makes sense. Let me be clear I dont intend to write this blog for the sake of ‘hits’ and reaction from others. I write this blog for personal enjoyment, as an insight to certain industries on this island (more so restaurants apparently) and to open up a forum for opinion. I was happy to get feedback on the last post, all be it one.

I do know though that many of you forwarded this blog to others (the site tells me) so it must have struck a good or a bad chord with many out there. Point is – thats good. The blog achieved what it is trying to do. Let’s embrace it, not for my sake – but for everyone else. Let’s call a spade a spade. Cayman News Service sends out it’s daily update of news. Very easy. All they are acheiving is traffic for numbers / for advertising exposure / for repeat business / for advertising revenue. It is very cheap for them as well. The comments on the news stories go from the intelligent to the ridiculous. People getting on and off the horse as quick as they click on the next story about Goverment corruption, missing teenagers and prison escapees. But we cannot help but read them right?

I got up this morning and put the radio on. Most of the island are off work this morning and maybe won’t be as quick to slope out of bed. Many of the stations ARE culprits as far as I can tell. I know listenership is down on holiday Monday’s and weekends, but I think a lot of the radio stations are prerecorded today! Still, if it’s music you want, I guess you win. “More music less talk”  Dj’s enjoy your day’s off. go to bed early – you have to be at work very early tomorrow!!!! Or do you…